The Great Embarkenationificationism

All game mechanics present are inspired by random Wikipedia articles.

Not present in the tutorial: Pressing space makes you invulnerable for one second, but increases chaos dramatically and permanently. Singleplayer mode actually uses WAD, but in multiplayer the second player uses arrow keys.

Put your high scores in the comments! Make sure you say which score it is - they're all very different.

Known bugs:

Sometimes you get stuck in the wall when you split.